Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Sick Jim / Funny Bits / STLgeddon

I am sickly.

I have had a head cold and a sore throat for about a week now. I have sucked on more throat lozenges than, well, than someone who sucks on things alot.

A sick Jim is a baby Jim and I am not happy. I do have a doctor's appointment next Monday so hopefully my awesome doctor will be able to wave his magical hands over my throat and all will be fine.

He really is an amazing doctor.

I had not one but TWO funny moments this weekend.

At a party, this took place between two of my friends:

Friend 1: Do you know why I hate Starbucks?

Friend 2: Because you can't see over the counters?

Cut to me and a massive spit-take.  THAT was fucking hilarious.

Then I watched Doug Benson's comedy special on Netflix called Doug Dynasty in which he dropped this gem: "Its a good thing that emotional scars are invisible. Otherwise porn would be horrible to watch."

THAT is one of the funniest things I have EVER heard.

Things are going well at the home decor store. I love working in the stock room. The staff is amazing and I go home happy every night.

Well kids, I hate to cut this one short, but as I mentioned before I am sick and bitchy and I need to lay down. Just wanted to check in.

Pray for STL tomorrow people. I think the Grand Jury is going to announce their decision tomorrow and all hell MAY break loose.

Much love,

Jim

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